A Day You Wish For (18SX)

You wish everyday will be like this. Wake up in the morning thinking "A new boring day at a new boring workplace." Then you drive to work, slowly. Along the way, you find all the road signs looking like this:

Out of curiousity, you speed up so you get to the next road sign faster. Unfortunately, kena saman for speeding. But instead of our standard I-can't-run-cos-I'm-too-fat police, you get summoned by this copper, this way:

When you get to the office after salivating to each and every road sign, you dragged yourself into the office, thinking the fun has ended. Lo and behold, all your new colleagues are quietly doing their work like this in the office:

And your supervisors, works like this:

You stand there staring staring staring staring until a guy from your same batch nudged you and tell you "Hey, training room, you're late." How you wish its not your first day there. Upon entering the training room, hola, here's your trainer for the week:

Nothing gets into your mind, not even ears, only your eyes. Tick tock tick tock, bah time flies when you're enjoying your view. Lunch time. Imagining some crap food at the canteen, big fat aunties with more chins than Chinatown serving your food. Took a long good look at your colleagues before heading to canteen. Hey, where's the canteen's auntie?

After lunch, the supervisor notifies all of you that the big boss will give your batch a small briefing on company ethics and stuffs. So off you go to the big boss' room. And there is your big boss standing there still adjusting her "dress" telling you "Here, take one and write down your name on it so I know who's who." with a big smile on her face.

5pm, time to go home, sulking that the fun is over. You went to the dry cleaner to do your laundry and upon opening the washing machine, voila:

After a couple of session you go home, anticipating for the clock to go faster so you can get back to the office a.s.a.p. the next day. On the way back, more road signs and 2 more speeding tickets from our lady copper. Reached home. You open your door in excitement and you find this waiting for you:

POTONG STIM AT ITS BEST, BABY!