Oct 30, 2008

Matriarch

It has started...


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Oct 26, 2008

Projects

Lately if I haven't been replying to your MSN messages and appeared to have poof-ed from chatboxes, well this is these are what I'm up to right now. I'm a very busy man lol. Even my middle finger is blistered from shredding paper.



PROJECT #1: FRANKENSTEIN

If you've watched Death Race that came out not long ago, you'll know who "Frankenstein" is. Its about prisoners racing in souped up cars, with armors and weapons. Just in case you haven't watch, here's an image of Frankenstein from the movie.


The last time I checked a gas mask, it costs RM280 for a lousy half-faced dual-chambered one at ACE Hardware in Sunway Pyramid. Fuck it, since I'm not one for stock items, imma build my own gas mask. Cheap ass RM8 Halloween mask from Carrefour kekekeke.


Just papered the front layer after some cuttings and tapings. Should be about 0.5mm to 1cm thick by the time its finished.



PROJECT #2: MATRIARCH

This project will be the biggest so far, comparing UV-CMA64 (fail: top panel gave way), American Apathy (fail: extremely scratched side paint job), and Paperazzi. That's right. I'm modding again after 1.5 months' rest. Took a break after Paperazzi to sort things in my head out. I have tons of images of what I wanna build. The bad part is to pick out the right ones, slowly piece them together like a 5000-piece jigsaw puzzle, and get one final image of the build.

I plugged it in. It ain't working. I was pissed off. Today, while I wanted to plug in another thing I noticed the main plug wasn't plugged. Ah crap. So I plugged in the main plug. Fuckin A, bitches. My dremel works again! Luckily I didn't go back to the hardware shop, beat the shit out of the shop owner for "killing" my precious tool, and then make an ass out of myself.

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Oct 24, 2008

How they do business?

Taken at Cafe Mamus (LG Subang Parade, exit via the donut place, I don't know what its called again). Obviously some itchy hands decided to add something onto the menu. Lol. Set cheaper than non-set bee hoon. Han saw it first, then me and Chris were laughing like mad and "Mahai, how they do business one?" when we saw it and the counter boy didn't even know about it.


Too bad didn't take a pic of this car I saw in Carrefour's car park cos hurrying back. Bloody car lost its number plate so replace with cardboard tied to the bumper with black marker scribbling on it.

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Teaser

Teaser: Unfinished neck of a black dragon.

No further images will be revealed until next year.




"Its on like Donkey Kong, biatch."
-Steve Stiffler-

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Oct 21, 2008

Inintendo - Tekanan Jiwa

Same concept as previous post. Sing to the video but use my lyrics again. For all you office workers out there.




Inintendo - Tekanan Jiwa


Pokainya tiada lagi duit ku kat Maybank,
Business ku bankrap,
Bekerja biar sampai setengah mati di... dunia ini
Kau tahu bertapa ku benci kerja ni,
Sikit duit OT sebagai ganti ooooh,
Hanya big boss menentukan bonus,
Arghhh tekanan jiwa

Oh kentut, sampaikan bauan ku pada boss,
Yang cekik darah,
Bank in kan lah gaji ku pada setiap end of month,
Untuk membayar bil

Kau tahu betapa ku benci boss aku,
Dua hari cuti untuk raya ni,
Naik angin,
Ku terlanggar dinding,
Arghhh tekanan jiwa.

Big Boss, minta tambah gaji ku,
ku rindu tilam bantal ku,
ku harap Boss naik gaji ku,
Setiap bulan

Kau tahu bertapa ku benci boss aku,
Hanya serbuk kopi belanja minum,
Macam tahi,
Serupa muka Boss,
Arghhh tekanan jiwa

Bencinya kerja ni,
Tunggu aku bakar bangunan ini,
Polis datang,
Masuk lokap terus,
Arghhh tekanan jiwa


** They look constipated in the video. Geli lah.

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Oct 20, 2008

Manbai - Kau Meng-ham Ku

Sing to this song but use my lyrics beneath the video ok? Enjoy.





Manbai - Kau Meng-ham Ku


Beribu ayam di Chow Kit kini menghilang,
Meraba aku dalam gelap,
Lampu neon mengambang kini makin suram
Pudar adik ku tanpa arah,

Sedetik wajahmu muncul celah kaki
Ada bebola ada bulu,
Itukah minyak atau pun barli suam,
Adik aku kau cowboy kan

Izinkan ku mencuri video tape biru mu,
Izinkan ku mencuri seluar dalam mu,
Maafkanlah oh...
Andai jantan ini mengganggu ruangan kaki mu,
Kau meraung ohhhhhh...
Sekadar memori kita di apartment ini,
Kau meng-ham ku

Izinkan ku mencuri video tape biru mu,
Kau meng-ham ku (x2)
Izinkan ku mencuri seluar dalam mu,
Kau meng-ham ku (x2)

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Oct 19, 2008

Angelin's So Fat...

  1. ANGELIN'S SO FAT SHE MAKES WAYNE ROONEY LOOKS LIKE AN ANOREXIC
  2. ANGELIN'S SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED INTO SOUTH CHINA SEA, THE WATER LEVEL SUNK SINGAPORE
  3. ANGELIN'S SO FAT WHEN SHE LEAVES THE HOUSE IT'LL LOOK TOTALLY UNFURNISHED
  4. ANGELIN'S SO FAT, AFTER SHE SAT ON IRON MAN, HE CAN BE RECYCLED
  5. ANGELIN'S SO FAT, WHEN SHE FELL OFF THE PLANE, SHE WIPED OUT AFGHANISTAN
  6. ANGELIN'S SO FAT WHEN ME AND RUIONKOH STAND NEXT TO HER WE LOOK LIKE MICRO-ORGANISM
  7. ANGELIN'S SO FAT, EVEN ZOO NEGARA HAVE TO BREAK THE RECORD OF "THE LARGEST CAGE IN THE WORLD"
  8. ANGELIN'S SO FAT, HER FOSSIL FORMED THE AFRICAN CONTINENT
  9. ANGELIN'S SO FAT, IT TOOK THE UNITED NATION A CENTURY TO FINISH DISTRIBUTING HER TO THE STARVING AFRICANS
  10. ANGELIN'S SO FAT, IT TOOK THE WHOLE DISCOVERY CHANNEL TEAM 15 YEARS TO FINISH MEASURING HER
  11. ANGELIN'S SO FAT, SHE CAN PLAY THE WHOLE MIDFIELD FOR WIGAN FC
  12. ANGELIN'S SO FAT, SHE CAN SQUEEZE HARRY IN BETWEEN HER ASS CHEEKS AND TRANSPORT HIM AROUND
  13. ANGELIN'S SO FAT, SHE CAN STUFF HARRY INTO HER VAGINA
  14. ANGELIN'S SO FAT, SHE MAKES BRUCE LEE PEE HIS PANTS
  15. ANGELIN'S SO FAT, WHEN SHE STUFF HARRY INTO HER VAGINA, HE CAN PLAY BADMINTON IN THERE WITH LEE CHONG WEI
  16. ANGELINE IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE MAKE ONE TURN MALAYSIA'S PRIME MINISTER IS MAHATHIR'S GRANDCHILD
  17. ANGELIN'S SO FAT THAT USAIN BOLT DIED OF DEHYDRATION RUNNING AROUND HER
  18. ANGELIN'S SO FAT WHEN SHE WALK IN BETWEEN KLCC, MALAYSIA HAVE 2 LEANING TOWER OF PISA
  19. ANGELIN'S SO FAT WHEN SHE CLIMBED MOUNT EVEREST, MOUNT KINABALU BECAME THE TALLEST MOUNTAIN IN THE WORLD
  20. ANGELIN'S SO FAT, SHE STUFF JAY INTO HER VAGINA SO HARRY CAN PLAY TENNIS WITH HIM
  21. ANGELIN'S SO FAT, SHE STUFF PAT INTO HER VAGINA SO HARRY AND JAY GOT MAHJUNG KAKI

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Oct 18, 2008

4th Year

Every year I will have one post on either July or August on my old blog for someone. This year, I've totally forgotten about it. Most of us know what Sherry is going through right now. Reading her latest entry reminds me of someone who taught me how to be someone better when I was younger. Losing a friend is a news that's extremely hard to digest, because everyone will not anticipate that person you know will be gone so suddenly. This is for this year, 3rd year in a row, 3 months late.

I first knew him as a hi-bye type of friend when I was working part time. A random face that popped up at the cyber cafe once in a while to do his work and stuffs. After a while, when he has free time, we would have a good chat while having dinner or a drink at night in front of the place. Although family background is very much different and at first he seem to have this air of arrogance around him, we have quite some topics to talk about for a good 1-2 hours. Before I know him, I've already heard of his reputation from his circle of friends.

What they say about him seems quite far-fetched from the person I know. Once he had a heated argument with someone over the phone and was shouting all the time. Yes, a very hot tempered guy indeed. After the call, he sat down and continued our little yum cha session. He spoke like nothing ever happened while it was just about 30 seconds ago he was shouting like a madman over the phone. I wish I, along with a lot of other people, can be just like you. Never venting your anger on someone else who's not involved. You can continue the conversation as if you just had to stop to tie your shoelace. Tattoos, this idiot reversed his car all the way when he missed a turn and banged into your car near Sunway, the people around you, swiping for a plate of local fruits for your dad's client and got a WTF moment over the price, and how you got those stitches on your mouth lol.

Although I don't hang out with him after my part-time job's shift is done, he will always remind me of his good side. Whenever I see him, he never fail to say hello or hi with the name and a smile. Most people would just nod or smile when they see someone they know, like I do. Sometimes, I was sitting there being a listener while he talk about his problems. How backstabbing some people he consider as close friends are, how some of them treat him as an ATM, how they think he's are a 'nevermind' type of person just because he call them friend, while all along he was holding back from a more serious confrontation.

At Subang Square, I always avoid walking through the entrance that is facing Taylor's Business School. That's the last place I ever saw him alive. After quite some time and not keeping in touch, he still greet with that friendly smile. Sitting on the staircase chatting, he was very happy that he's going to UK to further his studies very soon. I still remember he was waiting for the girlfriend to fetch him as his beemer was in the workshop. We chatted for about half an hour, catching up with what's in between the no-contact time. Then he left when she arrived. Unknowingly, that will be the last time I talk to him.

A year plus down the road, I bumped into one of his friends, and got news he's back. Then I forgot all about it. I walked pass the newspaper stand for 3 straight days, I remember the headlines stating that a Datuk's son was killed. I don't read newspaper at all back then. I don't know how this world works, but it seems like something wanted to let me know the truth that I wasn't aware of at that time. For once I bought a copy of The Star and went home. I saw his name, and I refused to believe. Flipping straight to the page of news, I saw his photo. I texted his friends and after a while, they confirmed that he's really gone.

I was stoned and quiet for the whole day. Tried really hard to digest the fact, but it doesn't work and I couldn't go to bed as I was still trying to think that its not possible. When everyone was fast asleep, I was at the balcony, smoking for a few hours before I finally accepted the fact. The next day, I re-read the news. He was only 23. With a very bright future and near to becoming someone's husband. Can you imagine what its like to read that your friend was beaten to death in an uneven fight that he stood his ground, alone?

We share the same temper, but not the same amount of guts. If my guts would be as big as his, I would no doubt be talking to him on the otherside by now. I didn't know when was the funeral, I didn't want to know at all. Until today, I don't regret I wasn't at the funeral to see him one last time. I want to keep the memory that I last see him saying bye, a handshake, and walking off with a smile. Not lying motionless, because he's always so full of life.

I remember what we talked and joked about, and the problems he shared. It's good knowing him, someone who disregard status, arrogance, and pride. Irregardless of what others tell me about him, how other people look at him, he will always be a good person in my memory. I have yet to pay my respects after 4 years. One of these days, I will. Knowing that he was a religious person, there's no doubt he's at a better place right now.

Everyone will lose track of certain people they've met and known previously. We'll always think 'some other time' or probably will bump into that person somewhere, someday, sometime. Fact is, you just might not.


You would've been 27 by this year.
Rest In Peace my friend.

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Oct 15, 2008

AC Ryan

No, its not me and a guy named Ryan starting a relationship. Its a modding & data company AC Ryan. I was peeing in the toilet this morning around 11.30am when one of my housemates shouted for me saying there's someone down there. All blur went to put on my pants and walked out. Hey... a Fedex guy! I looked at the size of the package lying on the ground and didn't anticipate for it to be that wide. So up to my room to tear into what I get after 4 months of paper mache.

HAH, my previous employer (FEDEX) now have to serve me!


Larger than a pillow


Took me quite some time to open it up as I didn't read the packing list first. So basically, I don't wanna just stab the sealed area and wreck whatever that is underneath the line. I can see MoTM (Mod of The Month) July stated on the piece of paper mwahahahaha.

Looks a lot, but 2 things are really weighing it down


The first thing I checked was the packing list. AC Ryan t-shirt. Checked. Its stated as XL but the body width is alright, just the shoulder part is a bit droopy when I wear it. Yeah, its still on me since 11.30am till now. Its my shirt-of-the-day.

I know, cute bedsheet.

Haha, you ain't got one


Second item, U-Drive Mini USB2.0 to SATA2 converter with silicone casing for 2.5" hard drive. Checked. Cool thing, I don't have to slug a bulky thing around next time. Too bad my current one is an IDE external hard disk, but its dying, making clicking noise. So I'd get a new SATA one to go with Mr. Rubber right here.

Main site link: AC Ryan UDrive Mini



Third item. Mesh and panel sample dog tags. Really cool little thing although it just serve as a sample. K, that will be my new keychain. Kinda bulky though and the panels will scratch the hell out of each other.

Declaring war on stock pc cases


Next up, daddy's favorite. PLEXI! (that's transparent plastic we use for modding) So after Brett requested for them to include some into the package, I got two. One a UV lime green sheet, and the other looks white at first but the edge gave it away, a UV blue sheet. When you chuck in some UV lights or CCFL near these babies they'll glow. Dimension: 5mm thick, 48cm (W) x 48cm (L).

Main site's link: AC Ryan AcrylPanel

Plexi: the 2 big thing on the left

Not so visible in their protective wrapping

There, its blue not clear


Cool. Does Brett or the ACR folks over in Netherlands have sixth sense? Cos I was considering between either blue or green to go with dark overalls for my next mod. Fun ends here, sadly, 2 more last thing to go. Simon Packing list says: brushed metal panels. Anodized green and anodized gold. Much thinner than the plexi but 50cm x 50cm panels.

Main site link: AC Ryan AluPanel

Green. Phone's cam sucks when there's like 50% of light in the room


Gold adds a touch of class to a mod, period. No arguments allowed.


Am not ripping off the protective material just to flaunt their sexy brushed looks. Here's how it should look like from the panel & mesh sample dog tag for gold. Green, you figure it out yourself or check the main site link I provided on top of each item.


Still very much a wide-eyed guy ogling at the prize pack stuffs sitting around my room. Good deal for my 4 months of work on Paperazzi. Tho I would love to get another one of their favorite stuff in the package; any steel mesh; this package is really superb. I wouldn't trade any fans, CCFL or fancy UV paints for the stuffs I got in the box. So a big thanks to the folks at Bit Tech especially Brett Thomas and them nice people at AC Ryan for the stuffs, and here's free advertising if any local modders drop by lol.

THANK YOU!


UPDATES: just after 4 hours tearing into the pack, went on TBCS and won the business card design thing. Now I'm getting a 450W power supply. *grins like idiot*

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Oct 13, 2008

Worldwide Scanners

Read this post by a Singaporean blogger about some Nigerian scammer trying to BS his/her way. If a computer scaNNer is made typical by each country, I wonder what it'll be like.

Nigerian scanner: whatever you scan, your screen blacks out

What the fuck happened to my monitor???

American scanner: scan any photo and it'll turn up as Bill Gates telling you your copy of Microsoft Windows is pirated

Japanese scanner: error message on anything without the fucked up "kawaii" pose

Chinese scanner: "Made In China" watermark on anything you scan

German scanner: a patch of moustache will automatically show up on your scanned photo

Told you it works

Indian scanner: brightness level auto-adjust to dark after you scan a photo and its made of marble

Italian scanner: looks good, feels good, scans really fast, and costs you RM40,000 each

French scanner: it'll give up even before you start scanning

Thai scanner: auto-adjust for boobs enhancement and "lady-fication" for guys' photo

Ladyfication in progress

Singaporean scanner: refuse to scan unless everyone in the photo looks decent and obedient

Korean scanner: will only scan photos when you're in Starcraft-like space suit

Filipino scanner: instead of "OK" and "Cancel" on software's interface, its "Yes Mom" and "No Mastah"

Portuguese scanner: when its scanning really fast, tap it and it'll fall off from where you place it

Portuguese diver scanner

Brit scanner: all time format will be in 90-minute format, with extra time available

Indonesian scanner: cheap, doesn't need any import license, but immigration will confiscate it if they see you carrying one around

Bangladeshi scanner: you can leave it on and it'll work 365 days a year without a single problem

Malaysian scanner: looks the same like some Japanese brand scanner, the brand will start with a "P", breaks down every month, on sleep mode most of the time, and doesn't come with an original copy of driver

Malaysian scanner's equivalent

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Oct 11, 2008

Nokia Halloween whatever thing

As per request.








All you need is a Nokia on silent + vibrate mode to bring your dead grandma back. Don't believe? See our famous A-list stars that returned after using Nokia.


James Dean got two

Sweeney Todd has one, hard times in London

Bruce Lee has two from his Hollywood money

Elvis is thrifty, he got one only

Too indulged in Snake, ring stolen, Sauron pissed.

And why the hell do you think Iron Man is so strong?

Now where's mine, Nuffnang?


For those who's been asking what's my MSN title's about, go clean your DVD cabinet and dig into them pile of sohai movies from 4 years ago.



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Oct 9, 2008

Modding Updates

Been quite a while since I last did a mod-related post. Supposed to start on the LCD mod but well, stuffs are holding me back cause I don't want a mod to be left hanging mid-air. And I can't estimate how long I need for the mod due to the CCFL (that's the "lights" thingy for you non-modding people) extension from the back of the monitor. There's been a couple of spins and people bringing up the word again on a couple of places. Still remember this block of monster with hardware as harmless as Hello Kitty?



U.K

Got a reply from Brett Thomas, one of Bit Tech's staffs. He's forwarded my details and address to AC Ryan and notified that they'll get my prize pack sent over a.s.a.p. I'll just have to wait. In case you don't know where the prize pack comes from, here: Bit Tech's July Mod of The Month. There's gonna be "bits of this and that and AC Ryan acrylic" in the package as what Brett wrote to me. I've never seen a piece of ACR plexi in front of me before, so that's sorta good for me. I'll chuck everything I got from this prize pack into my next mod.



U.S

Francis Sutherland from TBCS (check that damn site if you don't know who owns it) pm-ed me on MSN as soon as I logged on. They got something up for TBCS and just grabbing some opinions from non-staff members. Hell I'd love to grab my hands on the thing they're coming up with but too bad, no paypal no credit card. I guess I'll have to go another way, by hook or by crook, if Paperazzi is on one of it haha.



MY

Been talking to my "sifu", Kent20. Haven't seen him for like 4-5 or probably more years. He suggested a crossover, or in simpler terms "collaboration" to come up with a mod. I need to sort out some stuffs first before starting any more mods. I wonder how things will turn out if we do eventually finish a total scratch crossover. He's more of a plastic guy and I'm a paper guy. That would be a weird hybrid of a case.

That's all for now. Still waiting for Ken Kirby's business card design result. That powah supply would do me some good for my next mod. Faceless Pipol will be back for the next post. I just don't have time nor mood to draw right now.

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Oct 7, 2008

Fucking Suey Car

Ma chee bye. I can't resist cursing right now. After 2 days to the post office to renew my fucking road tax, today only I found out (and remembered) the bloody insurance runs out 4 months from now and I have to get it extended. Can't even renew for 6 fucking months. Puniabo, seriously this fucking chee bye car has been giving me more troubles than convenience ever since I bought it. You chee bye fucking useless car.

First it was early this year when I wanted to renew the road tax. Paid for the insurance and then found out there's 2 outstanding saman on the car. After getting Tetek's insider to check, oh it was a typo and 2 samans that are not supposed to go to my car. Have that issue cleared, and its already been 2 fucking months since I paid my insurance so then, can only renew for 6 months. Since its due on this Thursday, I thought of renewing it and pocketing my 625.

Ma chee bye, now this pulak after waiting for nearly 20 numbers at the post office. Have to call Mun, my insurance runner, to get the company to extend it for 2 fucking bloody months so I can have it renewed for another... 6 pathetic motherfucking months. Kanina. I swear this will be the last time I tolerate with the fucking car. Problems after problems in 2 years you kanina chee bye suey car. One more time you give me ONE more problem, just ONE MORE, I swear to every fucking rocks on the roadside I'll either send you to the chop shop to make sure they tear every single part out of you while you can still work, or I'll just do what Jeremy Clarkson did to one of your siblings.

You chee bye fucking suey lanjiao car. You mark my words. Even if you can miraculously start talking and tell me "No, gaffer, no no, gaffer" I will still make sure you don't fucking work anymore.

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Oct 6, 2008

Jose Jose~

Last night finally the team reminds me of the trophy winning Chelsea gain. Deprived of some almost 4 key players, my team tapau-ed Aston Villa that's having a very good season so far until last nite. Joe Cole & Anelka scored. The still-standing Stamford Bridge unbeaten record reminds me of Jose Mourinho out of nowhere. He reminds me of "LOL". Because of these, a little rewind:

Pick Shevchenko



and this one...

Jose & His Amazing Technicolor Overcoat



and finally...

I Sign A Little Player or Two



LOL. Jose is The Funneh One on youtube.

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Oct 4, 2008

LOLDREAM

This happened like 3 nights ago. I rarely remember my dreams but this one still can clearly remember right after I woke up. I LOL-ed when I rewind, and yesterday when I told Sherry, Sue, OMG, and W3, they also LOL-ed. WTF lah this dream. Its like a cut scene where I am in the middle of a gang fight, pek-ing one of the rivals' member. Suddenly someone threw a parang at my direction.









Donno meh lan dream lei geh...

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Oct 3, 2008

What Century Is It Nao?

How stupid can people be? Read this news on The Star online and I still can't stop laughing. They deserve to die, and those who did the ritual deserve the same fate. Quoted from the article:

"KUALA LUMPUR: A couple who went to a relative’s house for Hari Raya and agreed to an “alternative treatment” to rid them of their problems, ended up dead after being battered with helmets and broomsticks during the cleansing ritual."

To cut the story short:




Here's the full story:
Couple going for ‘treatment’ beaten to death


What.. no meriam buluh so replace the KABOOM with helmet & broom?

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Oct 1, 2008

Slept Through Tuesday

So busy yet so bored. Slept for 15 freakin hours! Woke up its like "Oh ok, Tuesday's almost over". Was supposed to go get my namecard done today but since now its officially Halle Laya haih, wait till the sub re-opened lah. Did 4 designs then starts banging balls with nothing to do. Wanted to draw, but brain too worked from designing so can't seem to find an idea for Faceless Pipol right nao.

Busy means very the busy


Free means very free


Bored means bored to death



Nothing to post...


Selamat Halle Laya to all Moosleems

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