We come to dominate the world. Those who defy/oppose The Messiah shall be turned into puny little ch*e byes and be called Little Chee Bye in INNIT for a week! The Empire is recruiting and accepting those interested in TCBE's governing positions with open arms.
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EMPIRE INFORMATION
Empire formed: 20 September 2008
Population: 6 Bye-llion (That's equivalent to "billion" for you puny humans)
Currency: WTF / Wobbly Toilet Fudge (WTF 1 = USD 3.42)
Religion: Bai-ism & Hai-ism
Worships: The Chee Bye Goddess; Sherrymint
The Chee Bye Goddess
Head of Empire: King & Queen of All Chee Byes; WWW & Super Cute
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THE ROYAL FAMILY
The Prince of TCBE =
Mesha (sexually confused CB)The Princess of TCBE =
BenjicajessRoyal Secretary of The King =
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THE MINISTRIES/MINISTERS
Defence: Duduman
To defend the empire against attacks of rebel sausages
Finance: Muncakes
To maintain healhty WTF currency against the Wall Street
Education: Cathy
To assist the citizens in differentiating good from bad sausages
Transportation: ?
To provide the citizens with high quality tunnels
Internal Security: DSX
To protect The Empire from implosion
Agriculture: ?
To ensure the barley crops and tadpoles stays healthy
Welfare: Josh
To handle all issues regarding little & old citizens' welfare
Immigration: Ah Pek
To ensure quota of unlicensed barley syrup entrance
Trade: Sotongzai / Robb
To maintain import-export quota of barley, eggs, and tadpoles
Foreign Affairs: Spectre
To maintain relationship with other empires and in charge of wars
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Positions marked "?" are available for taking. Only shortlisted candidates will be notified. The Messiah is currently reviewing resumes and applications on ByeStreet.com. List of remaining possible candidates:
Tiuniasing, Nath, EV
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