Long Dick - Benefits

The benefits of having a super long dick.

Nokia Halloween whatever thing

As per request.

All you need is a Nokia on silent + vibrate mode to bring your dead grandma back. Don't believe? See our famous A-list stars that returned after using Nokia.

James Dean got two

Sweeney Todd has one, hard times in London

Bruce Lee has two from his Hollywood money

Elvis is thrifty, he got one only

Too indulged in Snake, ring stolen, Sauron pissed.

And why the hell do you think Iron Man is so strong?

Now where's mine, Nuffnang?


For those who's been asking what's my MSN title's about, go clean your DVD cabinet and dig into them pile of sohai movies from 4 years ago.

LOLDREAM

This happened like 3 nights ago. I rarely remember my dreams but this one still can clearly remember right after I woke up. I LOL-ed when I rewind, and yesterday when I told Sherry, Sue, OMG, and W3, they also LOL-ed. WTF lah this dream. Its like a cut scene where I am in the middle of a gang fight, pek-ing one of the rivals' member. Suddenly someone threw a parang at my direction.

Donno meh lan dream lei geh...

What Century Is It Nao?

How stupid can people be? Read this news on The Star online and I still can't stop laughing. They deserve to die, and those who did the ritual deserve the same fate. Quoted from the article:

"KUALA LUMPUR: A couple who went to a relative’s house for Hari Raya and agreed to an “alternative treatment” to rid them of their problems, ended up dead after being battered with helmets and broomsticks during the cleansing ritual."

To cut the story short:

Here's the full story:
Couple going for ‘treatment’ beaten to death


What.. no meriam buluh so replace the KABOOM with helmet & broom?

Fake BB Danger

Think twice before pumping them up next time. You don't want your assets to go boom boom on you, ladies.

For once I carried a bag for a lady.

Tumpang glamour her LV lol.

Kotexman Ep.1

Crime rate is escalating in one of the smaller cities in The Chee Bye Empire, AV City (Auntie Visit City). The Messiah has decided to train a new superhero to fight crime around the Empire, especially in AV City. Chee byes & germs, the world premiere of...

KOTEXMAN

Next episode: The birth of Kotexman & Period Man

War 101: 100% Win

Today's lesson is how to win at wars. Hah, you think solely bringing in tua kong weapons and technology can win? Can, but we need to modify the current technology to outwit the enemies. Don't tell me you really think guerilla warfare and desert warfare can use the same tactic? Here are 6 ways to get a 100% sure win result when your country goes to war. But if your army got tapau then don't blame me.

Now who wanna hire me as tactical advisor?


Off topic: Why are some people so afraid of their own name?

Murder 101: Simple Weapons

Today limpeh teach you how to lam or kill someone with very simple weapons. No need buy advanced weapons or anything that will attract cops. Want to kill from distance? No problem. These are 5 very advanced methods of killing. Practice hard to master them. I don't guarantee insurance for you.

credits to celestialshivo

Enjoy your new-found powah!