Never Heard

Songs we'll probably never hear in our life.

Korn - Another Prick In The Mall (Another Brick In The Wall)
Metallica - Pedo Of The Day (Hero Of The Day)
Metallica - In-Law Porn (Outlaw Torn)
The Offspring - Original Wankster (Original Prankster)
Prodigy - Stack My Dish Up (Smack My Bitch Up)
Puddle of Mudd - She Mates Me (She Hates Me)
Richard Marx - Right Here Wanking (Right Here Waiting)
Scorpions - Rock You Like A Horlick Can (Rock You Like A Hurricane)
Seether - Token (Broken)
Slipknot - House of The Faggots (Pulse of The Maggots)
Vertical Horizon - Best I Ever Bed (Best I Ever Had)
Aerosmith - I Don't Want To Piss A Fling (I Don't Want To Miss A Thing)
AFI - Girls Got Prey (Girl's Not Grey)
Avril Lavigne - Sot Sot (So Hot)
Avril Lavigne - Constipated (Complicated)
Beyond - Paralyze (Paradise)
Blink 182 - I Diss You (I Miss You)
Blink 182 - The Cock Show (The Rock Show)
Buckcherry - For The Woosies (For The Movies)
Crazy Town - Resolving Pores (Revolving Doors)
Eric Clapton - Bears In Heaven (Tears In Heaven)
Eric Clapton - My Father's Pies (My Father's Eyes)
Faith Hill - There You'll Pee (There You'll Be)
Fergie - Pig Furs Don't Fry (Big Girls Don't Cry)
Good Charlotte - Keep Your Pants Off, My Girl (Keep Your Hands Off My Girl)
Hoobastank - Prawling In The Park (Crawling In The Dark)
Hoobastank - The Peasant (The Reason)
Linkin Park - Somewhere I Lelong (Somewhere I Belong)
Jennifer Lopez - Let's Get Lewd (Let's Get Loud)
John Mayer - Your Todi Is Wonderland (Your Body Is Wonderland)
Kenny G - The Torment (The Moment)
Justin Timberlake - Fry Me A Beaver (Cry Me A River)
Celine Dion - My Fart Will Go On (My Heart Will Go On)
LeAnn Rimes - Wife Goes Off (Life Goes On)
Michelle Branch - You Pet Me (You Get Me)
Billy Myers - Miss The Train (Kiss The Rain)
Chamillionaire - MYDIN's Dirty (Ridin' Dirty)
Enrique Iglesias - Mai Lah, Boss (Bailamos)
The Bangles - Eternal Lame (Eternal Flame)
Killswitch Engage - The Fan of Buttache (The End of Heartache)
MLTR - Wake Me To Your Fart (Take Me To Your Heart)
Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Loath You
Christina Aguilera - Teenie In A Motel (Genie In A Bottle)
Britney Spears - Oops I Married Again
Rihanna - Ambik Lah (Umbrella)
Robbie Williams - Fatter Man (Better Man)
Rod Stewart - When I Kneed You (When I Need You)
Roxette - Listen To Your Fart (Listen To Your Heart)
Switchfoot - Dare You To Moon (Dare You To Move)
Tatu - All The Thongs She Wear (All The Things She Say)
Blink 182 - Feeling Tits (Feeling This)
Christina Aguilera - I Turn To Jew (I Turn To You)
Christina Aguilera - Cum All Over (Come On Over)
Michael Jackson - Beli Jin (Billie Jean)
Michael Jackson - Pedo Young Things (Pretty Young Things)
Michael Jackson - The Lad In My Ranch (The Lady In My Life)
Michael Jackson - I Just Can't Stop Luring Kids (I Just Can't Stop Loving You)
Michael Jackson - Don't Stop Till You Get Enough (Kids)
Michael Jackson - You Are Not Ah Long
Michael Jackson - The Lost Children (In My Bed)
Michael Jackson - I Can't Help It (Touching Them Kids)
Michael Jackson - Wanna Be Startin' Pedo'in (Wanna Be Startin' Somethin')
Michael Jackson - The Nose Is Mine
Michael Jackson - Another Part of Me (Fell Off My Face)

James @ War

The new Weird Al Yankovic. This guy's a gem. Just watch these 2 videos.

Popstar (parody: Nickelback's Rockstar)

Blame Halo 3 (parody: Akon's Blame It On Me)

Inintendo - Tekanan Jiwa

Same concept as previous post. Sing to the video but use my lyrics again. For all you office workers out there.




Inintendo - Tekanan Jiwa

Pokainya tiada lagi duit ku kat Maybank,
Business ku bankrap,
Bekerja biar sampai setengah mati di... dunia ini
Kau tahu bertapa ku benci kerja ni,
Sikit duit OT sebagai ganti ooooh,
Hanya big boss menentukan bonus,
Arghhh tekanan jiwa

Oh kentut, sampaikan bauan ku pada boss,
Yang cekik darah,
Bank in kan lah gaji ku pada setiap end of month,
Untuk membayar bil

Kau tahu betapa ku benci boss aku,
Dua hari cuti untuk raya ni,
Naik angin,
Ku terlanggar dinding,
Arghhh tekanan jiwa.

Big Boss, minta tambah gaji ku,
ku rindu tilam bantal ku,
ku harap Boss naik gaji ku,
Setiap bulan

Kau tahu bertapa ku benci boss aku,
Hanya serbuk kopi belanja minum,
Macam tahi,
Serupa muka Boss,
Arghhh tekanan jiwa

Bencinya kerja ni,
Tunggu aku bakar bangunan ini,
Polis datang,
Masuk lokap terus,
Arghhh tekanan jiwa


** They look constipated in the video. Geli lah.

Manbai - Kau Meng-ham Ku

Sing to this song but use my lyrics beneath the video ok? Enjoy.





Manbai - Kau Meng-ham Ku

Beribu ayam di Chow Kit kini menghilang,
Meraba aku dalam gelap,
Lampu neon mengambang kini makin suram
Pudar adik ku tanpa arah,

Sedetik wajahmu muncul celah kaki
Ada bebola ada bulu,
Itukah minyak atau pun barli suam,
Adik aku kau cowboy kan

Izinkan ku mencuri video tape biru mu,
Izinkan ku mencuri seluar dalam mu,
Maafkanlah oh...
Andai jantan ini mengganggu ruangan kaki mu,
Kau meraung ohhhhhh...
Sekadar memori kita di apartment ini,
Kau meng-ham ku

Izinkan ku mencuri video tape biru mu,
Kau meng-ham ku (x2)
Izinkan ku mencuri seluar dalam mu,
Kau meng-ham ku (x2)

Jose Jose~

Last night finally the team reminds me of the trophy winning Chelsea gain. Deprived of some almost 4 key players, my team tapau-ed Aston Villa that's having a very good season so far until last nite. Joe Cole & Anelka scored. The still-standing Stamford Bridge unbeaten record reminds me of Jose Mourinho out of nowhere. He reminds me of "LOL". Because of these, a little rewind:

Pick Shevchenko

and this one...

Jose & His Amazing Technicolor Overcoat

and finally...

I Sign A Little Player or Two

LOL. Jose is The Funneh One on youtube.

Music: Past & Present

Was bored and not even 1% sleepy last nite so was cracking my head to dig back old music from early till late 90s to download. I ended up with something funny. AQUA and their "Aquarium" album. Don't know? Nevermind. Here are artists that I've followed for a couple of albums. Don't really have a passion for screaming bastards except for a couple of tracks, so yeah, not really a very very heavy metal type of music for me. And I usually will backtrack to an artist/band's earlier albums.

First well, Bon Jovi. If you really don't know "Always", I got nothing to say. Backtrack and got some of their older albums. From there, it was The Offspring. Started with "Come Out & Play" and I bought their next album; Ixnay On The Hombre, then Americana. Still following their new albums although Conspiracy of One was downloaded. Shh.






Moved on to Metallica after I heard Memory Remains and starts backtracking to their more glorious tracks and albums. Been buying almost all their albums (Load, Reload, S&M, St. Anger) although not very impressed with St. Anger. Dropped like a sack of potatoes.




Before I leave the final year of secondary school, another friend told me about MM; Marilyn Manson. First thought "Is that a girl?". So went and bought a copy of Antichrist Superstar. HOOKED like a crack addict. Heck, back then to me the sound Manson & his band was playing is beyond god-like.




Early 2000, I bought this capalang mixed-artists metal album cos I was intrigued by the names on the album. Buckcherry with one of their old songs which I can't remember what the title is. Ya, Josh Todd didn't just come out of nowhere with "Sorry" ok? And there was Korn with Trash, still a follower of Korn's stuffs.




Coal Chamber was in the CD too. The moment "Loco" played, its like.. um.. epic orgasm? Though the song is about 1-2 years old by then. I still listen to it nowadays, along with "Fiend" and the funnily-titled "Shock The Monkey" featuring the epic Ozzy Osbourne. They eventually disbanded and the lead singer, Dez Fafara, formed Devildriver which I have followed for 2 albums.




Not really into the lyrics or vocals but more into Johnny B's drums (go YouTube "Clouds Over California" or "These Fighting Words"). Meh, I miss watching Nadja Peulen on bass.. so much tastier than Rayna. Slipknot Slipknot Slipknot! First time I heard of them, I don't know, did I download or was it in the CD too? They were weird at first, 8 masked guys. People=Shit then I got Wait & Bleed etc etc. Only started to sort of tidy up their stuffs starting from Subliminal Verses album and now I only got Psychosocial from their latest album.







After that I heard Nobody's Real by Powerman 5000. Don't know if they're still around or not. Still listen to their older tracks like Bombshell, Supernova Goes Pop, Free, etc. About a year or two later I found out the lead singer, Spider, sounds like someone. More on that later.





Saw Kid Rock's Bawitdaba on MTV and bought his Devil Without A Cause. Still following till today (Cocky, that album with American Bad Ass in it, Kid Rock). From Kid Rock sorta come Ah Lim Biskut... Limp Bizkit that was on that mixed CD with Nookie. Onwards to their Chocolate Starfish album but then their next album was... hopeless (the one James Iha replaced Wes Borland on guitar), and finally Wes Borland left the band (I heard he's back, dunnoh).




I heard someone with vocals almost similar to Spider from Powerman 5000. It turned out to be ROB ZOMBIE. I was, no doubt, went crazy on my The Sinister Urge album, playing it till who knows how many times a day. Backtracking to his older stuffs during White Zombie days, I still find his line-up with Riggs, Blasko, and Tempesta is the one that suits my ears. After Educated Horses and then he started directing movies. Mehh, prolly no more albums from me favorite artist. And oh yeah, why do they sound the same? Cos he's Spider's brother. Serious.



Randy burned me a CD which contains a song called Pig Society. When I played it, that was one of the songs in the capalang CD I bought in early 2000. Its by Dope from Felon & Revolutionnaires album. Epic orgasm, again. From there onwards, there's always Dope on my playlist. Life, Group Therapy, American Apathy, American Apathy Reloaded (I lost their updated version of Burn and Fuck Tha Police). Even their demo "Little Fish" that has been revamped for American Apathy titled "Fuck The World".





Dope. Them good. Too bad Racci Shay left. That's all for now. Some bands are not to be placed in the list as they usually involve a single track, or disbanded after a while. I got some older bands like Guns N Roses, Led Zeppelin, Pearl Jam, AC/DC, Scorpion, Motley Crue, Iron Maiden, and even Elvis. I swear I'm gonna use a flamethrower on whoever that stole my Motley Crue's Greatest Hits CD. It just went POOF. Dammit.

So what's your past and present for music?

Chamillionaire? Bah.

Who don't know Chamillionaire with his bling bling teeth and his hit song Ridin' Dirty? Outdated. There's a new rapper in town that can change color and hairstyle faster than even Bollywood actors/actresses. Ladies and germs, presenting.

HAMMILLIONAIRE
- Ridin' Dirty -








Weird Al's version: White & Nerdy

Britney Kid Scared Half-dead By Mom

Short post for early Sunday. This vid is damn cute if you ask me, but honestly he's gonna grow up NOT OK from the looks of it. And the mother rocks lmao.

Blurry

A little video of a song that I've been repeating on my playlist and car for like... 60th time in 2 days' time. Been years since I listened to it and all of sudden P.o.M became the main artist on the playlist besides Buckcherry.

Here's a sneak preview of the mousepad. I don't really sketch anymore nowadays except when I decide to get down and dirty to get a good bio-mech custom sketch in my art block. Don't even know what I sketch for. Its gonna change through out the molding cos I know myself very well lol. Not even bothered to do the shadings or details for the sketch. Just to use it as a guide for base development.

And yeah, I'm still leading +6 for the poll for July 08 Mod of The Month in Bit Tech.




Life at the moment is really a little "blurry" to me. For that video, if only the old man listens to Puddle of Mudd. You should know your responsibility more now that you have 1 foot in the coffin. Sigh.