Dec 14, 2008

Never Heard

Songs we'll probably never hear in our life.

Korn - Another Prick In The Mall (Another Brick In The Wall)
Metallica - Pedo Of The Day (Hero Of The Day)
Metallica - In-Law Porn (Outlaw Torn)
The Offspring - Original Wankster (Original Prankster)
Prodigy - Stack My Dish Up (Smack My Bitch Up)
Puddle of Mudd - She Mates Me (She Hates Me)
Richard Marx - Right Here Wanking (Right Here Waiting)
Scorpions - Rock You Like A Horlick Can (Rock You Like A Hurricane)
Seether - Token (Broken)
Slipknot - House of The Faggots (Pulse of The Maggots)
Vertical Horizon - Best I Ever Bed (Best I Ever Had)
Aerosmith - I Don't Want To Piss A Fling (I Don't Want To Miss A Thing)
AFI - Girls Got Prey (Girl's Not Grey)
Avril Lavigne - Sot Sot (So Hot)
Avril Lavigne - Constipated (Complicated)
Beyond - Paralyze (Paradise)
Blink 182 - I Diss You (I Miss You)
Blink 182 - The Cock Show (The Rock Show)
Buckcherry - For The Woosies (For The Movies)
Crazy Town - Resolving Pores (Revolving Doors)
Eric Clapton - Bears In Heaven (Tears In Heaven)
Eric Clapton - My Father's Pies (My Father's Eyes)
Faith Hill - There You'll Pee (There You'll Be)
Fergie - Pig Furs Don't Fry (Big Girls Don't Cry)
Good Charlotte - Keep Your Pants Off, My Girl (Keep Your Hands Off My Girl)
Hoobastank - Prawling In The Park (Crawling In The Dark)
Hoobastank - The Peasant (The Reason)
Linkin Park - Somewhere I Lelong (Somewhere I Belong)
Jennifer Lopez - Let's Get Lewd (Let's Get Loud)
John Mayer - Your Todi Is Wonderland (Your Body Is Wonderland)
Kenny G - The Torment (The Moment)
Justin Timberlake - Fry Me A Beaver (Cry Me A River)
Celine Dion - My Fart Will Go On (My Heart Will Go On)
LeAnn Rimes - Wife Goes Off (Life Goes On)
Michelle Branch - You Pet Me (You Get Me)
Billy Myers - Miss The Train (Kiss The Rain)
Chamillionaire - MYDIN's Dirty (Ridin' Dirty)
Enrique Iglesias - Mai Lah, Boss (Bailamos)
The Bangles - Eternal Lame (Eternal Flame)
Killswitch Engage - The Fan of Buttache (The End of Heartache)
MLTR - Wake Me To Your Fart (Take Me To Your Heart)
Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Loath You
Christina Aguilera - Teenie In A Motel (Genie In A Bottle)
Britney Spears - Oops I Married Again
Rihanna - Ambik Lah (Umbrella)
Robbie Williams - Fatter Man (Better Man)
Rod Stewart - When I Kneed You (When I Need You)
Roxette - Listen To Your Fart (Listen To Your Heart)
Switchfoot - Dare You To Moon (Dare You To Move)
Tatu - All The Thongs She Wear (All The Things She Say)
Blink 182 - Feeling Tits (Feeling This)
Christina Aguilera - I Turn To Jew (I Turn To You)
Christina Aguilera - Cum All Over (Come On Over)
Michael Jackson - Beli Jin (Billie Jean)
Michael Jackson - Pedo Young Things (Pretty Young Things)
Michael Jackson - The Lad In My Ranch (The Lady In My Life)
Michael Jackson - I Just Can't Stop Luring Kids (I Just Can't Stop Loving You)
Michael Jackson - Don't Stop Till You Get Enough (Kids)
Michael Jackson - You Are Not Ah Long
Michael Jackson - The Lost Children (In My Bed)
Michael Jackson - I Can't Help It (Touching Them Kids)
Michael Jackson - Wanna Be Startin' Pedo'in (Wanna Be Startin' Somethin')
Michael Jackson - The Nose Is Mine
Michael Jackson - Another Part of Me (Fell Off My Face)

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3 Comments:

Blogger BLue said...

LOL blur blur when I read the list

December 14, 2008 10:56 AM  
Blogger Jie Juan/Static Spike said...

Aww, come on. Slipknot is awesome

December 14, 2008 11:56 AM  
Blogger MadWitch GoneCrazy said...

i had a teary laugh. thx to u :)

December 14, 2008 5:44 PM  

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