Oct 14, 2009

Modern Proverbs

1. A picture is worth a thousand words, none if it shows your spouse cheating

2. The pot calling the kettle black, the kettle calling the pot racist and sued

3. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Beast is in the eye of the beheader

4. It's always darkest before the dawn, it's even darker when Batman knocks you out

5. It takes two to lie — one to lie and one to provide an alibi

6. Two things prolong your life: A quiet heart and a loving wife. Two things shorten your life: A hole in the heart and a roving wife

7. There is a thin line between love and hate, It's the same line you sign on the divorce papers

8. Give credit where credit is due. Give debit when credit card is due.

9. Behind every successful man there's a woman, and behind every unsuccessful man there's 2.. or more

10. A jack of all trades is master of none. A jackass of all trades is disaster for eBay

Aug 12, 2009

Goodbye FM 2009

One year, 5 bum-ass teams turned world beaters, dozens of trophies won, and tonnes' of "money" made for the clubs. The game's lifespan is coming to an end with the new season coming. I've managed Reading, Leeds, Leicester, QPR, and so far my best team... Cadiz. Kinda hard to start with Cadiz when you have 0 transfer fee available and a negative in your wage budget.

Did the quadruple last season, 2nd time winning the Spanish League, 2nd time Spanish Cup in 3 years, first time Champions League, and first time Spanish Super Cup. Expecting 5 cups this season after already winning the SSC (2-2 away goal vs Sevilla) and European Super Cup (trashed Fiorentina 3-0). Now even Real Madrid have to bow down 3-0 from a Geoffrey Castillion hat-trick and Barca 3-0 from Perez Garcia's brace. The other Spanish teams? They can line up and get their ass whooped. So much for their fancy tactics of 1 striker against my same 4-4-2, dream on. My young regens


Found from Suwon (Korean league) and bought for 2m.

Used to be explosive until his injury. Worth 5.25m, his team got relegated.

Worth 8m actually, his team got relegated :P

This mofo take free kicks like Beckham did

Right back replacing Vanden Borre. 10m, expensive sial.
Another right-back. Daniel Opare WHO???


I got him for free. Develped into a world-class mid now & the most expensive natural-priced player in the game right now. Even Fabregas & Torres each are only worth 35m.

Look at 2012/2013 awards. Tapau all. Who needs Mascio?

Blas' partner in crime. Not as good as Blas but random goal machine.

New right winger/striker to replace Bystrov soon


From free transfer to wonderkid to top scorer

This motherfucker better start banging in goals. I'm losing my patience with him.

About to start in senior team. Another free fella xD

Other senior players:

GK: Miguel Angel Moya (the best damn thing you can get after Igor Akinfeev)
DL: Uwa Echieljie (free transfer now worth 7.75m)
DC: Hamed Diomande (bought 45k now worth 7.5m after 6 seasons)
MR: Vladimir Bystrov (paid 2.5m compensation)
ML: Dmitri Torbinskiy (paid 2.2m compensation), Carlos Mena (bought 2.5m from Real)
MC: Moussa Sissoko (free transfer, 6m now), Drissa Diakite (bought 1m, worth 7m)
ST: Geoffrey Castillion (free from Ajax, 22 goals in 32 league games), Pedro Perez Garcia (bought 925k, now worth 11.25m wonderkid)

So far making a lot of money for Cadiz. Last season made about 50m for them and dreaming of having a 50m transfer budget to spend. Unfortunately they spend it on building a new stadium, the Raul Lopez Stadium (named after the longest-serving player) since the old one can only hold 25000 fans max. Easy way to earn money, grab free transfers sell them for high price xD. Game's inflation is crazy. Madrid signed Dos Santos for 60m WTF.

Aug 10, 2009

DSX Punked

Acey :: หมัด เท้า เข่า ศอก says:
espanyol's captain died IRL u know ar?

[Ass-a-nation] YingYang - Redrum | zomgsssssssss says:
yeah, just saw it on lulyats

Acey :: หมัด เท้า เข่า ศอก says:
so many die young

[Ass-a-nation] YingYang - Redrum | zomgsssssssss says:
26 die, why ah, cardiac again?

Acey :: หมัด เท้า เข่า ศอก says:
yeah, same as that 22 yr old 2 years ago

Acey :: หมัด เท้า เข่า ศอก says:
eh no no

Acey :: หมัด เท้า เข่า ศอก says:
no no no

[Ass-a-nation] YingYang - Redrum | zomgsssssssss says:
then then?

Acey :: หมัด เท้า เข่า ศอก says:
not cardiac

Acey :: หมัด เท้า เข่า ศอก says:

Lulz. Ying Yang kena punked.

Rest In Peace, Dani Jarque

Aug 7, 2009

Jeng Jeng Jeng

Tenet tenet.. tenet tenet.. jeng jeng jeng

Time to totally kick ass... Or get my ass kicked

Aug 4, 2009

Haven't played this song for ages. Been 12 years since Biggie's death.

Rest In Peace Biggie & Tupac.

Jul 31, 2009

Faceless Pipol Attack!!!

Si liao si liao, my creation came to life and attacked my office.
Kuching, we have a problem...
bzzt.. bzzzzzt...

"Nyehehehe... I'm coming out"

Ow Lawd, them come out from the whiteboard

"Wrong side, team"


Wrong machine la sohai..

"Tom Kurus was ere"

Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) was here too

No climbing Arthur's table please...

Bungee jumping in the office is dangerous, FP


Told you...

Project M2 (previously Project Matriarch)

Jul 29, 2009

Bird Day

Todei is my bird dei, but still have to work la dey.


This is why BOSS stands for

Birthday Oso Should Suffer.

Jul 24, 2009

JKR = Jangan Kerja Rajin

Diu lah, start work already. Everynight KO at 9pm cos too tired. Selling ultrasound scanning machines, come la buy from me put at home scan for fun. Cheapest RM28,000 only. Currently in Kuching, which is very boring. I mean...

What the fuck is there to see in Spring?
So I went back to modding. Project M2 is on the way and near completion. Besides that just rolling around on the sofa after taking stacks of DVD from my brother in law + Heineken + smokes. Now... all about waking up early, getting stuck in jam (although not as bad as KL), and scan myself here and there with the machines.
Should be back in KL for holideis end of this year, probably a week plus.
That's all for now. Mentally-jammed in office.

May 11, 2009

Contender Asia II

Really wanna watch Contender Asia 2 live but then already moved back so that's kinda shitty right now. Still jobless and worse, 'internetless'. Looks like Bernard Radin's representing our country, on home turf. The list is kinda wow cos this is actually the first time I see "Hong Kong" listed.

Paulo Balicho (Switzerland)
Bernard Radin (Malaysia)
Rafi Zouhier (Spain)
Pak-Wing Heung (Hong Kong)
Jordan Watson (U.K.)
Eli Madigan (Australia)
Bakhulule Baai (Africa)
Marcus Oberg (Sweden)
Levin Artem (Russia)
Marco Piqué (Netherlands / Suriname)
Saro Presti (Italy)

To be confirmed
Khem Fairtex (Central Thailand)
Jesse Miles (Canada)
Singsiri Por Sirichai (South Thailand)

If there ain't any Thais in a Muay Thai tournament, it isn't complete isn't it? I'm out of everything right now, the highlight one is that I'm out of a gym to train. So just limiting myself to push ups, sit ups, squats, skipping, and weights. Freakin hate this place if you ask me. Meh.

Watched half of The Contender Season 4 (pure boxing). Just browsed the result and as predicted the finals are between Troy Ross and Hino Ehikhamenor with Troy Ross winning (as expected). Olympian and after knocking out Felix Cora Jr. and Lawrence Tauasa within 2 rounds each, there's little doubt Troy is the man to beat in the tourney. Too bad I didn't download the first semi match between Troy and Akinyemi Laleye, two slick fighters.

Apr 5, 2009


8 hours before my flight. Surprisingly, I don't have any heavy feelings in me about leaving this place after 9.5 years. 3 years ago when I had to move to Cyberjaya for the first job, I hated the thoughts of leaving Subang and the old life behind, friends, activities. Now, I have to admit I don't really wonder 'when will I see them again?', not for the past few nights not even tonight. Something in me tells me it will be soon. I don't miss a single thing at all. Heck knows what went haywire in me lately, it seems like I'm done with everything here (except you people of course).

I feel really lost after being out of job for a year. Today while having lunch with Anna & Rod, Anna asked me what do I think of / how do I view life as. The honest answer came out from my mouth; I have no idea. Ask me that a year or two ago, I'll have a definite answer. Sure, I did a lot of things that I never did before especially Muay Thai that tops the list after delaying for about 7-8 years. What's more important is during this one year, I get to ponder and change a lot of views on a lot of things. Religions, the rat race, money vs time, living, friends, family, and myself.

Moolah. Yes, we all need money badly at times, we need money to survive. But I no longer view myself as being neccessarily and solely living just to be a money-drone. Observing people who are close to me and who I've known for years, I see them work their asses off. For? Paying off their bank loans. Yeah, grand car, big house, but meaningless life. I'd rather settle for medium car, medium house, meaningful life. Call it unambitious or whatever, its how I perceive things as it is right now.

Friends. A lot stood by me during hard times, offering help and stuffs. Probably just to have me linger longer at this place hahahaha. Its not hard for us to warm up to new people, but its hard to find trustworthy ones. I'm lucky in this sector. Very lucky indeed. Some friends still remember who I am, what I am, and turn up to have a farewell lunch/dinner/supper with me with just a text although we haven't kept in touch for years. I can say that those I kept close to myself are not using me and are sincere friends. If you've known me long enough ask yourself what can they use me for? Money? I got none all the way. Talent? If that includes designing name cards that is as simple as breathing, you can chalk it off. Other benefits? None either, except I'll make you laugh that's all. Though I don't get to see a lot of people due to time and transportation restriction, I'm still happy I meet up with a couple of familiar faces within the last 2-3 days. Anna, Rod, Jen Ai, Teck Weng, Cathy, Yap, Jake, David, Tuck Mun, Chris, Han, Jun, Jason etc.

Family. I don't know, I'm still at lost with this issue. One nags because she thinks you're 6 years old instead of 26, the other thinks he's Mr. Right all the time. No one will loath going back to their own home more than me because of this. Like I told some of you; even before I get into a muay thai boxing ring, I will get my first KO from being nagged. They just don't trust me, simple as that. It pisses me off a lot as well when they start being negative about the things I do or wanna do and starts comparing. What, do they really expect people in this century to really go ahead with the advice "study hard, get a good job, work hard, have a family, retire"? Or do they forget to mention the very last one? "Die and rot?". I'll just be back home for a week before shifting to Kuching to stay with my sis, who herself is having shit loads of problems as well. Not to mention how my presence will affect her life.

Career. Whatever man, not giving 2 pieces of rat's ass about it. Gimme an offer and I'll take it for the mean time. Of course I am still thinking of doing Muay Thai full time. The problem is finding a source that can/will fork out 3 to 4 grand a month for training, accomodation and food in Thailand. And stop asking me if I'm not afraid of being kicked/punched/elbowed/kneed. Its as stupid as asking me if it hurts when I get my tatts. OF COURSE! Internal injuries, serious life threatening injuries? Hello? I fully understand the risks and dangers of contact sports especially fighting, but when you love something that much, you naturally accept it as 'part of the job'. Not that hard to imbue that line in me. For maybe a year or so I'll glue my ass to an office chair, pretending my future boss is the best thing since Wikipedia, my future job is as awesome as Hugh Heffner's, and as if my then-pay can bribe the whole parliament. Once I get the money I need to test myself out in Thailand, I'll bail. On the next flight out to Sinbi's a.s.a.p.

Andrea. Where should I start on this one? You'd be surprised if you do a search and see I still write about her a couple of times after 5 years. I don't regret my actions cos I know I'll learn if it leads to something bad. Too headstrong you see. I admit I regret calling it off. I regret not keeping my words to you. I wish I can see you one time before my flight although I know it won't happen. Its not easy at all to find someone to replace you, and what you can make me feel. Its pretty damn near impossible. 5 years and none fits your shoes. I don't know where you are right now, and Ee Leng will not be able to make you talk to me again. Probably its the right time for me to let it all go. The stuffs you wrote and the things you gave, I'll still keep them. But it won't be easy to forget you especially when I really am thinking of you at times. Goodbye, Andrea Yeo. You can easily find someone better than me, and just know that its not the same case on my side.

Its really a confusing time for me. A testing time and when I should dig deep and probably do some soul-searching (takes a mirror and starts talking to ownself). Out of a Muay Thai gym to train back in Sarawak, I don't know if I can even tame the temper before I break something on the wall. So now, I really can't live in denial and willingly accept the fact that I'm disillusioned with life. But I'll be fine. I won't turn emo overnight and start cutting myself after putting on eye shadow and black lipstick. That will be people I'd love to tie up their wrists, hang them hands up on a hook, and use them as a punching bag for practise.

I'll be just fine. So I feel. The conversation I had with Anna during high tea and then along with Rod during lunch changed something in me, one way or another. Only time will tell. For now, I'm signing out till I also don't know when. I don't wanna burden anyone with internet bills while I'm still "bumming". Not to mention, being in a crowded place, e.g. cyber cafe, is something I hate the most. And no, I don't need drugs to make me a screwed up person. Drugs.. pfft, only for weaklings who don't have the ability to screw themselves up naturally.

Till then... F you, its magic.

Apr 1, 2009


Today will be teh last day online for a while. IDK when I'll get back online again. I'll still be in Subang and probably crashing over at Chris' place at Puchong till Sunday. Anything you can reach me by phone. Buh bye.

Mar 31, 2009

Spam Fever

March 31st. The date I officially hijacked Real World Issues in Lowyat.net and spammed 20 topics. Guess what, the lazy mods took more than 20 minutes before I get the ban I'm waiting for, and only suspended for a month. Waffak. What I posted:

And then it spreadddddd... wideeee

What I get:

A parting gift for the lulz of /k/

Edit: Its a permaban now. They need 6 minutes to make up their mind. LOL. Success!

9-10 other posters in my "Should I Spam RWI?" poll got 3-4 days' vacashyun as well *whistles*


Mar 24, 2009

One More Week

The forwarder's guy came to get the car 5 minutes ago. Car should reach Kuching by next monday, which is about 3 days' ship route (container leaving on Friday). That means a week plus without car here. Meh, normal food are like 10 minutes' walk away and I don't really fancy walking under the sun in between 12pm to 2pm. Already tanned enough coming back from Thailand that people mistook me for a Malay. Spend somemore time under our "skin-friendly" Malaysia sun, I might end up looking like a smaller version of this guy:

Goh Kah Gin @ Ng Kok Chin @ Woo Mao Chien

Most stuffs are not packed yet. Only PC disassembled and reassembled without a case. Stuffed 2 boxes containing some old non-important stuff in the car along with Paperazzi. Either one of the two boxes go missing, I don't really mind, but not my July Mod of The Month case. I figure it might be more or less another week before I leave this place. It will be really hard, no doubt it will be starting all over again cos besides my cousin's son, my sister and her inlaws, and aunt's family, I don't know anyone in Kuching at all. Not to mention I don't know my way around there as well.


All my life I hate to even think of staying in apartments/condos/flats (you can't afford a house the size of my parents' house if you're in KL) but now moving back I have to stay with the sister in her new apartment. Damn. Imagine the neighbour closing the door tad too hard in the morning, I might have to wake up as well. No internuts for me as I don't wanna bother her since she's fucken busy with her work nowadays. Worst, I doubt there's any Muay Thai gym in Kuching. After training for the past 2 months, its kinda hard to stop for more than a week and not kicking/punching stuffs.

Yam senggggggg

No car, don't know what to do. But this week will be yum cha week, so I get to see more or less everyone I've known for years before I leave. People from college, Tattoo Family guys and girls, Chris & Han, etc etc, and those shop owners that I've frequented for the past 9 years. So, if I don't really text/msn/call you up, oh well, that shows how significant you are. For one whole year, I've seen and rethink about a lot of stuffs, and did a lot of hobby/activities that I've always wanted to start. So far what happened:

- Left CIMB end of April 2008, rejected my first offer from Stand Chart (hmph lansi)

- Helped Chris out at his PC shop for a month doing accounts (most of the time playing FB poker)

- Started and finished Paperazzi, the keyboard, mouse and speaker mod

- Helped Chris again with his MAS data transfer project. Get to take a look inside MAS' Subang airport, the hangar, different departments. Like damn rilek only they work there.

- Went to Thailand for Muay Thai at Sinbi's for a week. Got to know a lot of new and interesting people from all around the globe.

- Came back and continued training at Jakk Othman's. Get to see the difference between Thai fighters' down-to-earth attitude and Malaysian wannabes' I-am-the-best-although-I-just-started attitude.

Zzzzzz. Time to go get some food, skipped training today just to wait for Nazim to come get the car. And then more games to play, tomorrow, back to same ol' life; training.

Mar 16, 2009

Trees, Motherfucker!

Most of the mornings I'll be at Subang Lake, hoping to run as far as Dee can (10km), work on my cardio and stamina. So far so bad, 1 month into off-on running, can only do 3km max before coming to a halt (its 1.4km around the lake). By now, I am familiar with the faces around there. The gold hair uncle and his 2 friends, 'Chunky' the Malay uncle, the crazy Indian dude who run I-totally-lost-count laps, the 2 aunties who gossip and complain about everything everywhere everyhow whenever I run past them, and a fat fella who just listen to the mp3 and walking around. That's not gonna help your flabby every-joint, fat ass.

Subang Lake. Yes that's Sauron's tower rebuilt.

Very nice hor the view above? Wait till you run one round, then another. And you'd wish you can throw up on the spot. Firstly, no MILFs (if thats what on your mind) only old aunties. And then, TREES, MOTHERFUCKER!
When you look in front its the rough concrete, left and right, trees after trees after motherfucking trees. THE HORROR THE HORROR. Sometimes there will be something BIG splashing in the lake, I don't know what's that, only saw the splash and huge ripples on the water surface. Finally there's a bunch of Pakatan Orang Tua doing Tai Chi there with the ngi-ngi-ngo-ngo sound from the radio.

Fucken bugs

If you're going to run there, let's just say 6-7am is not a good time to start. Before the sun really breaks through the clouds, there are a lot... I repeat, a-motherfucking-shit-loads-type-of a lot little white bastards flying/buzzing in circles on the running path. I went and goes BAM, a faceful of bugs for you, thank you very much. And then that disturbed my breathing while I run. KNN. When the sun comes up a little bit, these little fuckers will go hide and play their chase-my-ass-in-circles somewhere darker.

Oh hi there!

3km nia. Le sigh, that's 1/3 of what Muay Thai fighters run daily. If weather's not so grumpy later at about 5pm I'll probably head there for another 3.
Never see who runs there at noon. Maybe some MILFs for me to wash my eyes instead of trees, trees, trees, motherfucking trees again. Yeah, I still get stares, especially my legs, maybe they're thinking "Waffak is this VCD seller doing here running around?"

Same ol' same ol'...

Same ol' problems
Same ol' days
Same ol' story
Same ol' game
Same ol' hustles
The same ol' way
Same ol' situation
Same ol' days

Mar 11, 2009

Faceless Muay Thai

This is the fight stance

This is an uppercut

This is a front kick

This is a.. um.. kick

This is a roundhouse kick

This is a low kick

This is knee to the face

This is an elbow

This is also an elbow

If you kena tapau in fights, don't blame me, blame your skills paria lah.