Nov 19, 2008

Malaysian Acronyms

JPJ - Jabatan Pencuci Jamban
DBKL - Dua Bangla Kena Lokap
MPSJ - Memang Pandai Sapu Jalan
PDRM - Pandai Dia Rasuah Mari
POLIS - Pasal Orang Lain Ia Sibuk / Professionals Only Like Issuing Summons
BOMBA - Bapa Orang Meraba Bontot Amoi
JAIS - Jangan Asyik Ingat Seks
JKR - Jabatan Kebas Ragut
EPF - Encik, Pinjam Fulus
KPWKM - Kami Pukul Wanita Kerana Marah
SIRIM - Saya Ingat Rambo Itu Melayu
PAS - Pastikan Anda Sexy
ISA - Ingin Sangat Anwar
FELDA - Father Engkau Lancapkan Dugong Aku
TUDM - They Unanimously Died Masturbating
MARA - Mak Awak Rogol Aku / Monkeys Are Rare Animals
MIC - Monkeys In Cage
MCA - Mou Chin Ah..
KASTAM - Kalau Aku Saman Tentu Ada Money
FINAS - Film Is Not Always Successful
IMR - Institut Mencipta Racun
DBP - David Beckham's Palace
SJMC - Saya Juga Mahu Cibai / Saya Jual Medical Cert
KTM - Keretapi Takde Masa
KBS - Kami Bukan Sportsmen
FAM - Football Akan Merana
KTKM - Kehabisan Tenaga Kerana Melancap
KESAS - Kereta Engkau Sekarang Ada Syaitan
LDP - Langgar Dengan Proton
IJN - Institut Jual Najis

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7 Comments:

Blogger Josh said...

You damn free lor... You think of this all yourself? XD

November 19, 2008 11:43 PM  
Blogger tZeLih said...

respect lah brudder you damn good at this...hahahahaha

November 19, 2008 11:46 PM  
Blogger tZeLih said...

respect lah brudder you damn good at this...hahahahaha

November 19, 2008 11:46 PM  
Blogger Cathy said...

i cannot win you la..u rock la!!LOL..but i thought EPF has another meaning?LOL

November 19, 2008 11:49 PM  
Blogger Acey Tang said...

England Powderful Frog

November 20, 2008 12:05 AM  
Blogger Spectre said...

C4= CARREFOUR!

November 20, 2008 3:16 PM  
Blogger シ Puiyeng said...

LOL!! Funny!
ISA - International Stupid association. xD

November 20, 2008 5:42 PM  

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