Sep 20, 2008

TCBE

THE CHEE BYE EMPIRE

The Messiah has landed


We come to dominate the world. Those who defy/oppose The Messiah shall be turned into puny little ch*e byes and be called Little Chee Bye in INNIT for a week! The Empire is recruiting and accepting those interested in TCBE's governing positions with open arms.

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EMPIRE INFORMATION

Empire formed: 20 September 2008
Population: 6 Bye-llion (That's equivalent to "billion" for you puny humans)
Currency: WTF / Wobbly Toilet Fudge (WTF 1 = USD 3.42)
Religion: Bai-ism & Hai-ism
Worships: The Chee Bye Goddess; Sherrymint


The Chee Bye Goddess


Head of Empire: King & Queen of All Chee Byes; WWW & Super Cute


King & Queen of Chee Byes

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THE ROYAL FAMILY


The Prince of TCBE = Mesha (sexually confused CB)

The Princess of TCBE = Benjicajess

Royal Secretary of The King = Fimelime

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THE MINISTRIES/MINISTERS


Defence: Duduman
To defend the empire against attacks of rebel sausages

Finance: Muncakes
To maintain healhty WTF currency against the Wall Street

Education: Cathy
To assist the citizens in differentiating good from bad sausages

Transportation: ?
To provide the citizens with high quality tunnels

Internal Security: DSX
To protect The Empire from implosion

Agriculture: ?
To ensure the barley crops and tadpoles stays healthy

Welfare: Josh
To handle all issues regarding little & old citizens' welfare

Immigration: Ah Pek
To ensure quota of unlicensed barley syrup entrance

Trade: Sotongzai / Robb
To maintain import-export quota of barley, eggs, and tadpoles

Foreign Affairs: Spectre
To maintain relationship with other empires and in charge of wars

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Positions marked "?" are available for taking. Only shortlisted candidates will be notified. The Messiah is currently reviewing resumes and applications on ByeStreet.com. List of remaining possible candidates:

Tiuniasing, Nath, EV

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** END OF OFFICIAL DOCUMENT **

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12 Comments:

Blogger Yap Chee Hong said...

L-O-L

That currency stinks ! WTF!!!!

September 20, 2008 6:13 AM  
Blogger Cathy said...

I want education ministry!!HAHA

September 20, 2008 8:28 AM  
Blogger wEtwEtwAtEr said...

Hahaha... I'm happy with the current Queen I have. Dont wanna change can ar? :P

September 20, 2008 8:41 AM  
Blogger Lee Meng Yoei said...

apa apa pun boleh

September 20, 2008 9:06 AM  
Blogger Spectre said...

no War minister post!??

September 20, 2008 9:11 AM  
Blogger fimelime said...

:lmfao: seriously :lmfao:
waking up in the morning to something like this.
*claps* *claps* geng.
Do I qualify for any?

September 20, 2008 9:44 AM  
Blogger Venessa ♥♥ said...

o.o
LOL sry bout ystd.
computer crashed ==

September 20, 2008 10:31 AM  
Blogger YingYang@QS said...

Internal Secu FTW!

September 20, 2008 1:05 PM  
Blogger Acey Tang said...

K lah..

- Royal Secretary: Fimelime
- Internal Security: DSX
- Foreign Affairs: Spectre
- Education: Cathy
- Immigration: Ah Pek

September 20, 2008 5:59 PM  
Blogger Mesha Chow said...

If I qualify can I be Prince? XD

September 20, 2008 11:10 PM  
Blogger Chan Pui Mun said...

finance suits me better. ;D

September 21, 2008 12:38 AM  
Blogger BrYAn said...

ministry of public affairs! ehh i mean, ministry of bloggers affairs!
can i? lolol D:

http://bryanlyt.com

September 23, 2008 3:03 AM  

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