TCBE

THE CHEE BYE EMPIRE

The Messiah has landed

We come to dominate the world. Those who defy/oppose The Messiah shall be turned into puny little ch*e byes and be called Little Chee Bye in INNIT for a week! The Empire is recruiting and accepting those interested in TCBE's governing positions with open arms.

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EMPIRE INFORMATION

Empire formed: 20 September 2008
Population: 6 Bye-llion (That's equivalent to "billion" for you puny humans)
Currency: WTF / Wobbly Toilet Fudge (WTF 1 = USD 3.42)
Religion: Bai-ism & Hai-ism
Worships: The Chee Bye Goddess; Sherrymint

The Chee Bye Goddess

Head of Empire: King & Queen of All Chee Byes; WWW & Super Cute

King & Queen of Chee Byes

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THE ROYAL FAMILY

The Prince of TCBE = Mesha (sexually confused CB)

The Princess of TCBE = Benjicajess

Royal Secretary of The King = Fimelime

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THE MINISTRIES/MINISTERS

Defence: Duduman
To defend the empire against attacks of rebel sausages

Finance: Muncakes
To maintain healhty WTF currency against the Wall Street

Education: Cathy
To assist the citizens in differentiating good from bad sausages

Transportation: ?
To provide the citizens with high quality tunnels

Internal Security: DSX
To protect The Empire from implosion

Agriculture: ?
To ensure the barley crops and tadpoles stays healthy

Welfare: Josh
To handle all issues regarding little & old citizens' welfare

Immigration: Ah Pek
To ensure quota of unlicensed barley syrup entrance

Trade: Sotongzai / Robb
To maintain import-export quota of barley, eggs, and tadpoles

Foreign Affairs: Spectre
To maintain relationship with other empires and in charge of wars

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Positions marked "?" are available for taking. Only shortlisted candidates will be notified. The Messiah is currently reviewing resumes and applications on ByeStreet.com. List of remaining possible candidates:

Tiuniasing, Nath, EV

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