Angelin's So Fat...

1. ANGELIN'S SO FAT SHE MAKES WAYNE ROONEY LOOKS LIKE AN ANOREXIC
2. ANGELIN'S SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED INTO SOUTH CHINA SEA, THE WATER LEVEL SUNK SINGAPORE
3. ANGELIN'S SO FAT WHEN SHE LEAVES THE HOUSE IT'LL LOOK TOTALLY UNFURNISHED
4. ANGELIN'S SO FAT, AFTER SHE SAT ON IRON MAN, HE CAN BE RECYCLED
5. ANGELIN'S SO FAT, WHEN SHE FELL OFF THE PLANE, SHE WIPED OUT AFGHANISTAN
6. ANGELIN'S SO FAT WHEN ME AND RUIONKOH STAND NEXT TO HER WE LOOK LIKE MICRO-ORGANISM
7. ANGELIN'S SO FAT, EVEN ZOO NEGARA HAVE TO BREAK THE RECORD OF "THE LARGEST CAGE IN THE WORLD"
8. ANGELIN'S SO FAT, HER FOSSIL FORMED THE AFRICAN CONTINENT
9. ANGELIN'S SO FAT, IT TOOK THE UNITED NATION A CENTURY TO FINISH DISTRIBUTING HER TO THE STARVING AFRICANS
10. ANGELIN'S SO FAT, IT TOOK THE WHOLE DISCOVERY CHANNEL TEAM 15 YEARS TO FINISH MEASURING HER
11. ANGELIN'S SO FAT, SHE CAN PLAY THE WHOLE MIDFIELD FOR WIGAN FC
12. ANGELIN'S SO FAT, SHE CAN SQUEEZE HARRY IN BETWEEN HER ASS CHEEKS AND TRANSPORT HIM AROUND
13. ANGELIN'S SO FAT, SHE CAN STUFF HARRY INTO HER VAGINA
14. ANGELIN'S SO FAT, SHE MAKES BRUCE LEE PEE HIS PANTS
15. ANGELIN'S SO FAT, WHEN SHE STUFF HARRY INTO HER VAGINA, HE CAN PLAY BADMINTON IN THERE WITH LEE CHONG WEI
16. ANGELINE IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE MAKE ONE TURN MALAYSIA'S PRIME MINISTER IS MAHATHIR'S GRANDCHILD
17. ANGELIN'S SO FAT THAT USAIN BOLT DIED OF DEHYDRATION RUNNING AROUND HER
18. ANGELIN'S SO FAT WHEN SHE WALK IN BETWEEN KLCC, MALAYSIA HAVE 2 LEANING TOWER OF PISA
19. ANGELIN'S SO FAT WHEN SHE CLIMBED MOUNT EVEREST, MOUNT KINABALU BECAME THE TALLEST MOUNTAIN IN THE WORLD
20. ANGELIN'S SO FAT, SHE STUFF JAY INTO HER VAGINA SO HARRY CAN PLAY TENNIS WITH HIM
21. ANGELIN'S SO FAT, SHE STUFF PAT INTO HER VAGINA SO HARRY AND JAY GOT MAHJUNG KAKI