Fucking Suey Car

Ma chee bye. I can't resist cursing right now. After 2 days to the post office to renew my fucking road tax, today only I found out (and remembered) the bloody insurance runs out 4 months from now and I have to get it extended. Can't even renew for 6 fucking months. Puniabo, seriously this fucking chee bye car has been giving me more troubles than convenience ever since I bought it. You chee bye fucking useless car.

First it was early this year when I wanted to renew the road tax. Paid for the insurance and then found out there's 2 outstanding saman on the car. After getting Tetek's insider to check, oh it was a typo and 2 samans that are not supposed to go to my car. Have that issue cleared, and its already been 2 fucking months since I paid my insurance so then, can only renew for 6 months. Since its due on this Thursday, I thought of renewing it and pocketing my 625.

Ma chee bye, now this pulak after waiting for nearly 20 numbers at the post office. Have to call Mun, my insurance runner, to get the company to extend it for 2 fucking bloody months so I can have it renewed for another... 6 pathetic motherfucking months. Kanina. I swear this will be the last time I tolerate with the fucking car. Problems after problems in 2 years you kanina chee bye suey car. One more time you give me ONE more problem, just ONE MORE, I swear to every fucking rocks on the roadside I'll either send you to the chop shop to make sure they tear every single part out of you while you can still work, or I'll just do what Jeremy Clarkson did to one of your siblings.

You chee bye fucking suey lanjiao car. You mark my words. Even if you can miraculously start talking and tell me "No, gaffer, no no, gaffer" I will still make sure you don't fucking work anymore.