Stupidity Refined

The world has changed. Too many idiots are occupying it. This calls for a culling. I'd say grouping them together at the same place and let a meteor do the job. But like Crim said it "Let it be random just to be fair". Here, stupidity refined. Read, and tick if it applies.

Causes of stupidity:

• Doctor's mistake of slapping the head instead of butt of the newborn.
• Mom pushed too hard and doctor/nurses can't fetch in time. CRASH.
• Rolling down a staircase as a kid and hitting the head on every single step all the way down.
• Head stuck in freezer as a kid, causing brain to stop moving very often through out the years.
• Buying a mousepad/poster that says "Knock Head Here" and practice what it says.

Types of stupidity:

• Drive-stupid: Stopping at a junction. See car coming fast. Take the turn when the oncoming car is 2.5 cock hair away.

• Common sense-stupid: Told that guy's got guns. Go harrass guy with Yo Momma jokes. Shot. Die.

• Toilet ethics-stupid: Hello, can you smell your shit in the toilet and go fuckin' flush it down the fuckin' bowl before I make you eat them up?

• Eat-stupid: Feel the taste of the mee goreng isn't right, continue eating. Go home. Lau sai.

• School-stupid: Didn't do homework/assignment. Really tell teacher it got eaten by dog.

• Work-stupid: Skip work, call in sick. Go clinic. Tell doctor "I got AIDS and need MC"

• Fame-stupid: Steven Lim, period.

• Tech-stupid: "Can I download AMD Phenom and then install to upgrade my Pentium 4?"

• Game-stupid: Played same level for 2,376,920 times. Still fail. Go tell everyone the game is cheating.

• Sports-stupid: Arsenal fan in jersey watching Arsenal-Liverpool in Kops-packed mamak. Arsenal score. Jumps and shouts "LIVERPOOL SUCKS!!". Lights out.

• Love-stupid: Guy kacau girlfriend. Grab guns. Drop plans after watching Discovery Channel's Crime Detective.

• Law-stupid: Trying to do a drive-by shooting at a police road block.

• Signboard-stupid:

And last but not least....

• Internet-stupid: "My mama pawn your papa", "NO, my papa pawn your mama". And they end up having 2 stupid retarded kids like you arguing on the internet when it comes to the topic "Roti telur or Roti bom better?".