Eyelashes 101: Custom Effects

A lot of girls have long eyelashes but donno how to groom them properly which ends up fugly. Some without long eyelashes, they go buy fake ones which are nicely done and make them look pretty. Today I'm gonna teach how to custom make your own fake eyelashes. This is for people with problematic or short eyelashes (my wifey excluded, she buy hers so no need for custom made ones). Beware, comes with side effects when using them. So I'm not to be held responsible if you have problems walking around and bang around tiangs after you wear them.

First of all, what do you need? Very easy, Less than 10 bucks can get d. But in the photo my scissors cost more than 10 bucks lah, you can use any scissors you find. Double tape, any type, but the thick thick black color one is better, more grip. Normal paint brush, the bigger the better.

Cheapskate

If you find black very the normal, nevermind. Ang moh eyelashes like Lindsay Lohan I also can get for you. Replace your normal paint brush with calligraphy brushes. Also very cheap, you can get like RM3.50 for 3 in hypermarkets like Carrefour/Tesco/Giant.

Platinum color, even The Beckhams also don't have

These are few designs you can use. Becareful, if you don't glue hard enough they'll start falling down on your eyes. Copyright k, copyright. Don't simply market them at your flea market stall or I sue you till all your real eyelashes drop off. First design is called the Super Long or Le Pole. Some people just want very extravagantly long ones, long until kua zhang. But make sure not too long, else if you accidentally bump into people you can cause that person to be Chairman... che-meh @ blind @ permanent loss of sight ok?

The second design is called Voting Ticket or Le Fence. Very similar concept to our voting system, pangkah/cross which party you like. Or in cantonese its called "tar-char", and hokkien its "pa si kat". Like Vin Diesel's xXx movie. After you design it slowly, add some gripping glue or superglue also can. Curve it a little and OK lah, there done, now just double tape it to your eyes and kao tim. Now when you walk around people will only take note of your eyelashes. Disadvantages? What? You think don't have? Everything got good and bad what. When you go outside and it rains, the eyelashes will probably end up like this:

Even Dawn of The Dead zombies are afraid of you.

And once that happen, everything you see will look like this:

Eh? How they do business if they put fence here?

So if you fall into manholes or bang into lamp post, don't add me on msn and tell me I screwed up the tutorial.