Beh Tahan. Must LOL

Walaneh. To hear yourself LOL-ing at 6am when its still dark is a bit weird you know. But what to do when something is so fucking stupid and funny. I was browsing Friendster to see which friends updated and I saw this ad on the side bar. It says "Keras Macam Besi" or "Hard As Steel".

I'm Iron Man

I sniggered at the thought of it. Iron dick imagine that, like taking 50 tablets of Viagra in one shot. Then I checked out the website. Lo and behold, the LOL overflowed the moment I click on the "Product" section. Firstly, virgin coconut hair tonic. WTF IS THAT? Something Kenny Sia used to enhance his pubic hair growth to the extent of Zohan's bush when he was still a virgin? Lmfao I cannot imagine, a 12 year old kid putting that on his Christmas wish-list and state "I want to be like Zohan, the girls love the cushion"

Now who wants some poontakhem?

Everything on the site is about virgin coconut. I have no fuckin idea what's a virgin coconut. Unplucked or something I presume. If there are virgin coconuts, then what are non-virgin coconuts? Womannuts or Mannuts? Or Prostinuts? Then I guess very old unopened coconuts should be tagged Nunnuts. Let me give you some examples of a coconut's description from its sex-life, you'll only see it here.

Amateur

MILF @ Stifler's Mom

Gone case

Finally, the Engrish is so fucking laughable at one of the product's page. "Neck husband device" LOL wtf is that? New scientific definition? I suppose they want a Nobel prize for that. "Peak until 3 times", wow, you have an android for a wife or something? Peak. I can only guess the conversation between the seller and his friend.

Seller: My wife last nite peak 5 times. Power, man.

Friend: How fast?

Seller: 0-100 km/h in 4.72 seconds

Friend: Wah lau so fast! 926 horsepower really helps lah.

Seller: Lucky I boost the nitrous also, or else she'll only peak 1.29 seconds later.

Friend: Fuhhhh, got blow gearbox or or not that fast?

Soon the whole world will be silky smooth

Mah chee bye, really beh tahan. I'm waiting. Waiting for them to post a fake testimonial with a pic of Rod Stewart having a 12 inch stiffy and an afro for pubic hair.